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and that folks is DETROIT BASKETBALL...
i love the pistons.
my birthday is in 24hrs. WOOHOO.
This weekend was a success.
got to hang out with my baddest bitches.
got three straight days of alexis...which = good times.
sat at gores for 3 hours talking about stupid stuff...i love that we have the ability to amuse ourselves. Good Shit
*does the baddest bitches hand gesture*
hehehe.
Camping is in t-minus 5 days. I am hoping the weather forecast isnt lying.
"ball lover" hahahha
drove around listening to Jason Mraz with lex...we saw the nasty human ever at taco bell who thought it would be a good idea to spit and snot at the window in the drive-thru....CLASSY.
Jason Mraz makes me happy. I can never get enough.
okay... i have nothing more to say. so nighters
~Smaffa~
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[14 May 2006|11:14pm] |
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Grey's was out of control tonite....i don't like cliffhangers. i don't like them even more when i have to miss the first hour of tomorrows episode.
Steve miller is playing on launchcast...it makes me wish for july 8th
eventhough one trick bitch isnt going...orientation my ass.
I miss alexis... i wish everyday was thursday.
played beer pong, drank margaritas, and had awesome jell-o shots at jackie's on friday. It was excellent. Jackie made the best worst shot ever seen in BP history.
Somehow i need to win lots of money so i can buy a house and have my baddest bitches move in and live rent free...this way i would always have company. and i won't have to worry about any of them moving to timbuktu, connecticut. :-P
Two weeks until camping!!!!! i am sooo excited.
drunken memorial weekends are the best.
that also means i have to build up my alcohol tolerance until then.....so my birthday will be interesting.
the big 2-0....which means i cannot do anything more than what i can do right now...sweet.
two months and it'll be a year...that'll teach a person to walk on the bike path at night.
classic rock + wine with nana = awesome.
and with all that....
Nighters,
~Smaffa~
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[15 Apr 2006|02:57am] |
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i love my baddest bitches...that had to come first because they are most important.
i enjoy calls at the wee hours from my best friend
Tonite i was pranked called...and it was amazing... nicely played ladies.
The men of PSP are my gold star winners for the day.
i knew that was a lie....but at least i found out from the source... i heart drunk guys
sorry i called you so late andrea...sincere apoligy
The lady at taco bell is sooo nice
Traceface and Grayg came to see me at work.... it was loverly. I love them. Nothing is better than carrying on a convo as you straighten out men's hair dye.
i'm sorry again but i didn't comprehend why he couldnt take a joke. please forgive me.
I have a partner in crime...do you?
"k" spiked apple cider = invention of greatness.
i want to buy him a zip up sweater and give him his own neighborhood.
because bitch i can dish it much funnier. believe that.
"stop playing with yourself Walter"
best prank call ever. sorry cannot get over it. loved it.
Andy Milonakis is funny. stupid terrible humor but funny nevertheless....
time to go rest before another fun filled day @ CVS
nighters
~Smaffa~
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[04 Apr 2006|12:58pm] |
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why is AIM being a gigantic douchebag to me????
grr..................
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[01 Apr 2006|02:51am] |
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ready or not here i come you can't hide.....
talked to asshole on the phone today and pretended to be super angry...which resulted in him offering to help my mother move and offering to take me out for dinner.
The dinner won't happen but at least i know me getting mad still has a small effect.
Hung out with my ladies on thursday as usual.
i love them...even though gore has SARS. hehehehe
got to hear a taps nose story....woot woot for you my love.
I got drunk dialed tonite...those never ever get old.
Emily and i got fancy matching key chains tonite. I decided that hers can be an alligator but i made my a crocodile...i will make the proper adjustments.
new rascal flatts cd on tuesday!!!!!!!!!
it was so nice the past few days, which made me wish for summer.
nicole playing all that shit on the computer reminded me of this summer and all the shirt tugging that happened...good times.
"cus groove sayus"
I LOVE TRACEFACE.
This weekend is looking promising.
as long as i can somehow work in a.f.
if that is worked in i can somehow work in ice cream, bud light, and creamsicle drinks.
I wish i could do an a.f. dance....like a rain dance but not
ooo and i gave into myspace...darn it.
time for bed!
nighters,
~Smaffa~
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[21 Mar 2006|01:16am] |
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i am not a fan of cliffhangers...so boo you gauntlet.
My cable was out all day and when they fixed it we miraculously had HBO. That means Sopranos which makes me happy.
"maybe like .1% of them"
i am going to try and make bream puffs tomorrow. wish me luck.
i love that i have gotten nose tapping stories all weekend. I live for them.
and it's all your fault that i screen my phone calls
yay for old no doubt.
It is spring. Mother Nature missed the memo.
The boy at coldstone was a little nosey but i got a waffle bowl for free so i guess i cannot complain.
Saw "She's the Man" on St. Patty's Day....it only helped further my decision that Channing Tatum is drop dead gorgeous.
It also helped me realize that even an 8 year old can pimp slap you.
"with lots of tongue"
HAHAHAHAHAHHAA ass.
i have started coloring everyday again. I remember why i loved it sooooo much.
Put on a happy face *sings*
Bois are stupid. I love them anyway but seriously....sooo stupid.
"i don't know why they have balls" ~AG
i am getting boring in my old age.
Nighters
~Smaffa~
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| i love wednesdays. |
[15 Mar 2006|11:51pm] |
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Burnin' Up!!! :-P |
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i am officially on spring break. woohoo.
"did they put all 15 in there?"
"what is 9+5?"
"..." *insert laughter*
drawn together is hilarious and i suggest that anyone with a sense of humor watch it.
AWww...he is moving in with his boyfriend. i hope they are happy...useless human being
he'll get kicked out anyway.
"i forgot to give you dipping sauce"
"that's okay. those bitches were gone before i hit I-94"
gore said muthafuckin tonight and i have never been happier.
she also referred to "that bitch's grill"
angela is the shit. even when i am just watching tv i laugh. everyone should have friends like that.
i cannot believe i got puked on. that is ridickerus.
"yea...i know that girl. you betta tell ya mans to wash his furniture to keep out the syphilis."
i must say that last saturday was a whole bunch of fun.
The Goonies is on. CHESTER COPPERPOT!!!!! I love it when my boyfriend is on tv.
Changing your tampon outside will never be cool. Nasty ass.
CHEATERS. 98% of them are cheaters. AND AND AND just because you aren't in that 98% does not mean you can get huffy over that statistic.
goonies never say die.
~Smaffa~
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[15 Mar 2006|12:11am] |
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i cannot believe i forgot how cool 2gether was...well not cool but completely hilarious.
"you're a liar put your lighter down...here are some matches. they are wet so don't use them yet"
i want to move. I cannot deal with mother nature being a tease with that 70ยบ day.
tomorrow is my last day before i am on break. *high five*
nighters,
~Smaffa~
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[01 Mar 2006|12:26am] |
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so i just got a drunk dial from a bb...although i couldn't really hear her, it made me super happy. I luh u!!!
tonite emily and i went to applebees. the friggin hostess would not let us sit behind liz and ethan....but let us sit a seat away...WTF is the difference?
pylar didn't get the memo that it is freezing.
Emily got so excited when she saw bill that she jumped out of her car to hug him...forgetting that you have to put a car in park to keep it from moving...it also took her about 3 seconds to realize it then she jumped back in and managed to hit the brake just in time. It was priceless.
I miss jammin to mike jones and hanging out. Summer, where are you??
I feel that another quarters night is in order...unless we can somehow find a pingpong table. And all three of the Baddest Bitches must be there. It has been far too long since we all partied together.
"get up! I am gonna give you the kerri sakin hug"
Channing Tatum is gorgeous...just in case you forgot.
i have to do my hmwk so i look prepared tomorrow.
Nighters,
~Smaffa~
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| "i know i just wanted to say hi and i miss you" |
[25 Feb 2006|01:41pm] |
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aww. what a good phone call. that is how i like my saturdays to start.
i want to single handedly bring back clueless jargon.
"Gore is sooooo cool."
hehehehe everybody loves her. she should make a show...like raymond but gore and they could film the baddest bitches. and that would make lex happy.
"how do you cut a lime?"
the spiral staircase loses its coolness after your first drunk pee.
coral's boobs are huge...like HUGE. get them under control. dang.
lexi lex 07: dang titties
oooooo paul wall u so crazy!
"they have to be topless."
"well, nick. are you going topless?"
"yep...i am topless right now."
"playing with your nipples?"
"yep...all three of them."
i never ordered a pizza last nite...or got a ping pong table...or got a quarter in the cup. I need to step my game up.
you can't be kinda. you are or you aren't. stupid girl.
murder she wrote murder she wrote...
OOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo shada dododododododo
Do the wave!...you coulda just stuck your head in.
"you fell asleep on us"
"nah. i passed out."
lexi lex 07: i wish michelle kwan could be my obsession
i don't know where that came from.
"answer your phone."
"now?"
"when it rings."
Oh man! i am out of pretzels. i gotta go
~Smaffa~
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[21 Feb 2006|12:00am] |
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i love my Baddest Bitches.
I am going to see date movie tomorrow. not that i want to...but i am.
smurfinmurfin: um...why are u hitting on me?
lexi lex 07: cuz i get down like gore too
...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
The WB is showing movies all week which does not help me catch up with episodes i missed...where on earth are the reruns.
DoPpLeR16: skanky pants
Jeez.
there is a movie with johnny depp and ricki lake. it is a musical. i feel a drinking game coming on.
speaking of drinking...WoOt!
Lex and I made up this alternate reality that involved a trip to a cabin, cute group pictures, facebook status changes, and the word "raw." It is really cool. time to make it happen.
I am listening to Robyn...and all i want to do is go roller skating.
i have not played beer pong in like...an eon...or something. a long time.
WTF is with Grey's and all these cliffhangers?
and p.s. Eric Dane is even hotter now then he was on Charmed...thank you Grey's for having him as a guest star.
k that is all.
nighters,
~Smaffa~
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[18 Feb 2006|12:07pm] |
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"why am i wasting a 3.25 connection fee for you to tell me to get in the kitchen?"
i like this new little autosave feature on lj...movin up in the world i tell you.
whoever created business days should be beaten...with a switch...while tied down...and asphyxiated.
i saw elmos coloring book last nite. i loved it. oscar the grouch turned white because some fucking polar bear just had to steal all the colors of sesame street....greedy bitch.
"you have 11 days so u better get crackin."
idiot.
"suck it greg" legends of the hidden temple would be much funnier if my cousin and i wrote Omec's dialogue.
i made cds with old skating music....and now i cannot stop listening to them. the cds were both a blessing and a curse.
my aunt walked into the living room with an arizona iced tea...i began to laugh....uncontrollably.
my laundry no longer fits in the basket, so i must go wash it.
later kiddies,
~smaffa~
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[15 Feb 2006|01:27am] |
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I enjoyed my valentine's day....except for the news of the death of my cat...which is still very heartbreaking.
"i was trying to poke you in your eye but apparently that isn't funny"
i feel like i ran a 5K
from dickface to sweetheart in the blink of an eye
Best line ever from a reality dating show.
the corn! oh sweet lord the corn!
i was offered a paid position to cook for cort...he told me i had to move though. so i passed.
i love Ace of Base and i don't care who knows it. because i saw the sign it opened up my eyes. i saw the sign.
i have school tomorrow at 9...i am still going to be very tired.
you know. it was in that movie. the movie with the kid. and his mom falls in love with the dude..by Disney? no? well, that is what i am talking about.
ok nighters.
~Smaffa~
p.s. mine will be called Tuesday Tales...just to keep the alliterations going
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| Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball. |
[10 Feb 2006|02:16am] |
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Okay...so I am back from my trip. my nephew is gorgeous and i have found out i have no will power whatsoever.
tonite was thursday which brings nothing but good things.
"is she a dolphin?"
on the mtv stupid show next there was a guy named "jojo"....i was hoping the girl would ask to call him her "breezy"
after a discussion on guys...
"fuck guys with girlfriends....i do"
I have decided that legends of the hidden temple is my favorite game show. Omec rules!
Figure it out is not....the stupid talents on there make me want to slap the casting director.
"i can braid my pubic hair with my teeth."
S: I could seriously stare at him all day...
T: even when i am fucking him??
Grey's anatomy was stellar... i cannot wait until sunday now.
"would you like to get me a new vagina??"
...because it was a two week thingy like two weeks a two weeker
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
i seriously cannot get enough of that website.
-do you know how to cure graohite poisoning? well i suggest you learn because i am goign to jab this pencil so far into your eye socket you will have to stevie wonder it home.
i missed my bed. i didnt miss people going through my stuff...but i did miss my bed.
TCS...maybe we should make up a song or two.
I really wanna watch Just Like Heaven. i think it will be fab.
don't you wish they were like plastic you use for windows so that you can just use a hairdryer to tighten them?
p.s. i really want to make invitations to the party.
someone thought they had a roll nite...i beg to differ.
"what's up?" *bam*...face it delachacha that is your new pickup line.
kelly clarkson won grammy's. it was very exciting.
i wish hey dude was still on.
okely dokely...my fresca is finished it is time to sleep. nighters
~Smaffa~
and don't forget there are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
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[03 Feb 2006|01:22am] |
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watched clueless tonite...i love that movie.
"you can pimp the whole family."
lexi lex 07: reunited & it felt so good
Baddest Bitches reunion took place...it just helped me know that these girls are the shit and i know why we are best friends. i luh them.
Nicole called out ppl's lovelives today...thank the good Lord i keep my details private...
Date my mom is funny...i can only imagine how my mom would act on a date...*shakes head*
"njelgu"...2 seconds later gore: Jungle 5 seconds later me: oh yea!
Gore and I went to applebee's today and she made me feel like an idiot because she unscrambled a word quicker than me and she was reading it upside down...LoL
My sister had her baby today! i am uber-excited to see his gorgeousness.
knighters
~Smaffa~
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| nobody to blame but myself |
[30 Jan 2006|11:09pm] |
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Iloveyou is 8 letters long...but then again so is bullshit.
why couldn't you fucking call your mother?!?
and i was doing soooo well...
"Enjoy yourself and feel free to indulge in the things that make you happiest"
...i hate when i get perky horoscopes like this...because i know that the exact opposite will happen.
Beth is just kicking all the girls' asses on the gauntlet...too bad she is nuts.
"you're the meanest fucking person i know" HAHAHAHAHA
a boy told me that my burping habit was cute...i think i may keep him around. at least he has the ability to make me not want to hit him.
i have yet to get plastered. not that alcohol solves problems... i just really think i deserve it.
why am i the one who can't function while he is just going on like nothing happened???
ugh.
the new gretchen wilson song is good. i like it.
I thought that being strong meant never losing your self-control
geeze.
it is time to watch cruel intentions so i will talk to you all later
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i just wish i didn't feel like i was going to puke...
you owe me 8 years, 14,000 dollars, and my heart.
taking the shox at the door definitely screamed badass...hehehehe
hope you got some slippers buddy.
emily is the shit. we had a friggin awesome night. tomorrow will be even better.
sarah told me that i get a "ice cream and drunkeness" night because of my new status.
i'm happy that i did this before i went up north.
i gave a random at rally's lexi's number...because i am a bb and i knew she loved me and would forgive me.
go you for getting a hott wedding date. two enthusiastic thumbs way up!
i need to get some K and watch 10 things i hate about you...nothing screams good time like spiked apple cider and a teen romantic comedy.
ne-yo has inspired us to make a new car dance...so folks be ready for us to bring the funk.
on that note i am out
~Smaffa~
p.s. my smiley is the shit...i may just put that as my mood always because he is so cool.
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[28 Jan 2006|04:47am] |
wow...
i cannot wait until memorial weekend.
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[28 Jan 2006|01:59am] |
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alexis and i have discovered that boys are stupid but worth liking anyway.
I heart her. She and i have quality convos.
the new show on the n is a little too dramatic for my liking.
i really really need to watch Clueless. it is vital
why is genuwine screaming in this song? stop it.
"you have 5 seconds to leave before i cause you to need a dental appointment."
stop telling me shit when you don't know anything. thank you. you don't have any idea...so stop it.
2 days with no talking.... be proud.
i really would love it if i had shredded cheese so i could make tacos. it would be awesome...
nino salvaggio's should let me have 1000 dollars a month to spend on groceries for the rest of my life...i would be eternally greatful.
tomorrow night better be all it is supposed to be cracked up to be or i will throw a fit.
i wish i could just rent a bunch of girly movies order food and watch them with the bb...when is this damn reunion going to happen?!? it needs to be soon...the babies can watch themselves gore JEEZ.
i did my homework tonite. that is right on a friday i did my homework. you may congratulate me when we next meet.
as stupid as it is, i cannot stay mad at you.
i have my bridal party selected. it won't change either so plan accordingly...all i need is that pesky husband.
she ain't got that boom like i do....good song.
loveline is quality programming.
i need to win the lottery...stat.
one week until i am up north holding my new nephew!!! I am so excited.
on that happy note i am off to bed
nighters,
~smaffa~
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