Current mood:	i love this smiley
Current music:	rollin with the homies ~ Coolio

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
Okay...so I am back from my trip. my nephew is gorgeous and i have found out i have no will power whatsoever.



tonite was thursday which brings nothing but good things.


"is she a dolphin?"



on the mtv stupid show next there was a guy named "jojo"....i was hoping the girl would ask to call him her "breezy"


after a discussion on guys...
"fuck guys with girlfriends....i do"




I have decided that legends of the hidden temple is my favorite game show. Omec rules!

Figure it out is not....the stupid talents on there make me want to slap the casting director.
"i can braid my pubic hair with my teeth."



S: I could seriously stare at him all day...
T: even when i am fucking him??



Grey's anatomy was stellar... i cannot wait until sunday now.
"would you like to get me a new vagina??"
...because it was a two week thingy like two weeks a two weeker



Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
i seriously cannot get enough of that website.



-do you know how to cure graohite poisoning? well i suggest you learn because i am goign to jab this pencil so far into your eye socket you will have to stevie wonder it home.



i missed my bed. i didnt miss people going through my stuff...but i did miss my bed.



TCS...maybe we should make up a song or two.



I really wanna watch Just Like Heaven. i think it will be fab.



don't you wish they were like plastic you use for windows so that you can just use a hairdryer to tighten them?



p.s. i really want to make invitations to the party.



someone thought they had a roll nite...i beg to differ.



"what's up?" *bam*...face it delachacha that is your new pickup line.



kelly clarkson won grammy's. it was very exciting.



i wish hey dude was still on.



okely dokely...my fresca is finished it is time to sleep. nighters
~Smaffa~

and don't forget there are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.